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Turn Not Pale, Beloved Snail

Chapter 1: Catching Woodies


I shook and shook the ketchup
But it didn't bloop out
So I stamped the bottle on the table
and a glob shot up
and made a big red splat on the ceiling.
"Quick, hold your hamburger under it,"
Said Daddy.
"Maybe it'll drip!"
—by an Anonymous Jackson

In our family this is what we call a "woody" poem. The name goes back to the first big children's book fair I went to. One thing that's been fun about having books published is that my publishing company began sending me to these fairs. They've changed some, over the years, but at the time I first went, various cities had them, often all in the same week or two, around Children's Book Week in November. Large numbers of children's books were brought in; all the newly published ones that the companies sent, and many of the best books of former years. These were put on display in libraries, at fairgrounds, or in Chicago at the Museum of Science and Industry, and then kids by the busload came and looked over the books and made lists of the ones they would like to own or have their school libraries order. They sometimes saw a play, or had a program by authors and artists of childrens books, which is why I was there.

Some authors and artists considered it a grueling sort of thing and did it only because their publishers wanted them to. It did take a lot of energy to give talks all day and then fly to another city and give talks all the next day, but I enjoyed it and wished my company would send me every year! It was fun to talk with the kids, as well as the teachers, librarians, reviewers, and other people interested in children's books. Parents, too— lots of parents came. It was also revealing to hear and meet the other authors and artists. Some of these were people whose books I'd admired; some whose books I didn't like; and some whose books I'd never even heard of.

One of these latter authors was Mary Neville, whom I met at the Cleveland Book Fair. She was a bright, vivacious person. I liked the way she talked on the programs, and I liked her ideas, but I'd never read a Neville book. So I sneaked off to the display, "Books by Our Guest Authors and Artists," and there one was, a small volume of poems called Woody and Me. I've used one at the start of the "Blind" chapter. Here are two others:

Pleasant Street
In our town there's a street
Called Pleasant Street.
We don't live on it.
At breakfast, if Woody and me
Are arguing,
Mother says,
"Well—
They wouldn't let us
live on Pleasant Street."

Social Studies
Woody says, "Let's make our soap.
It's easy.
We learned about it
In school."
He told Mother,
"All you do is
Take a barrel.
Bore holes in the sides,
And fill it with straw.
Ashes on top—"
"No," said Mother.


They weren't all this brief. Get the book for yourself and read the long, sad story about the Dick Tracy Detective Squad car, and it's happier sequel.

But are these poems? What is a poem, anyway? These don't sound the way that some people expect poems to sound. They don't rhyme. They don't have a set rhythm pattern. They don't use particularlay "poetic" words or "poetic" subjects. But whoever said poems have to rhyme, have set rhythm, and can use only certain kinds of words and subjects? Chad Walsh was my writing prof at Beloit College, and has remained a friend ever since. He sometimes tells his students to visit the local garbage dump and then write a poem on it. This gets them over the idea, fast, that you can only write poems about love, birds, and flowers.

A virtue of a woody is that it's not self-consciously poetic. It deals with life's small but memorable moments, and there are many more of these than of the earthshaking ones. A woody tells aobut the turns and twists of life, the sudden illuminations, the trudges up and slides down, like the snakes and ladders game. We all have these at all ages and the material is lying thick around us. But we forget— unless we snatch a pencil and write them down.

Whatever we call these Woody and Me bits, they're laid out like poems and they have a sort of rhythm, a speech rhythm. You've heard talk that is a dull and flat as cardboard, and you've heard other talk that's so bright and vivid you enjoy listening to the sound and rhythm of it, as well as the interesting words and ideas in it. Some people talk that way most of the time, and everybody does once in a while, especially little children who haven't been around the world long enough to have soaked up the same old tired way of seeing things and saying things.

Megan came up to me once and said, "Do you know what love is to me? It's when I'm swimming in cold water and I suddenly hit a warm spot."

I said, "Megan, that's a poem," and wrote it down:

Love
Do you know
What love is
To me?
It's when I'm
Swimming in cold water
And suddenly hit
A warm spot.
—Megan, age 8

It wasn't until I read Woody and Me that I realized that Megan's was a woody poem, and that we'd been collecting woodies for years. For instance, Demi had limped home from school one day and stood at the door of the camping trailer in our backyard that served as a study for me when we lived in Kent, Ohio. With a little smile in her voice she related the following incident, and then departed for the kitchen and a four-o'clock snack. I grabbed a sheet of paper and wrote down her words as closely as I could remember, stretched out like a poem:

IH
Today in gym
I couldn't play because
Of my sprained foot
And so I picked dandelions
And stuck them in the fence to spell "hi"
But the wind kept blowing them out.
Finally I got them to stay
And limped to the outfield
To see how it looked
To the other kids
And it said "ih."
—Demi at 13

At supper, she was pleased to see it.

Here's one we call "Cyclops;" I don't remember who said it, maybe Jill:

When you put
Your nose
On my nose
And we stare into
Each other's eyes
Until your eyes
Glide
Into one eye
And so do mine,
Then we're playing
Cyclops.

Or who said this one:

When the dinger dinged
To show the potatoes were done
Nobody was around.
I didn't know what to do
So I set the dinger
For a few more minutes.

These are some of Elspeth's:

Dressing on a Cold Morning
First I get my clothes warm—
Then my clothes get me warm.
Right?
—Elspeth, age 4

Listening to Mommy Complaining
I bet you wish
That picking-up
Meant just sitting around.
Right?
—Elspeth, age 4

From now
Until I die
I'll be alive!
—Elspeth, age 5

Fourth of July
All over the United States
Fireflies are giving
Their own fireworks
And it doesn't cost a cent!
—Elspeth, age 6

This one is about Elspeth's best friend, Keats, with whom she alternately plays and fights:

I've finally figured out
Why I don't like Keats.
She takes all the
Importance
Out of you.
—Elspeth, age 6

"Outrage," by Jill at seven, is self-explanatory— she was in tears of pain and anger:

I was just standing
Under a tree
And a bluejay swooped down
and sat on my head
And pecked me!

Megan's "Revenge" happened on the New York Thruway, at one of those huge awful restaurants. It was crowded and the family had to split up. I was sitting at a counter with Elspeth when Megan, then ten or eleven, came up with a vindictive look on her face, her eyes narrow slits, and blurted out:

When Daddy is old
and wrinkley
and tottery
And hasn't any hair
And hasn't any teeth
I'm going to take him
to a restaurant
And tell him he can spend
just sixty cents!

I scribbled her words on a napkin with the waitress's order pen.

The other day I found this in the typewriter, abandoned by Demi. I call it "Dull Saturday" and I've drawn a square around it to show you the whole thing goes together and isn't two poems.

Now is the time to say nothing. Nothing. Nothing....
I hate weekends.
So do I.
And I.
Also.
Too.
Me.
I.
I HATE WEEKENDS
I HATE WEEKENDS
I hate them when there is nothing to do.
But when I can zoom off somewhere
They're O.K.

And a few weeks ago a friend stayed overnight with our girls. Talie came down to breakfast with these works on her lips:

Megan,
I have sad news for you.
You are not
A princess.
All night you slept
With my brush
Under your sleeping bag,
Bristle-side up!

Two more things that happened recently:

To her father after bicycling:

When my legs are forty-five
Believe me
They aren't going to be
As forty-five
as yours are!
—Megan, age 15

I've only been
to the Children's Zoo
Once
And that was with the school class
And we were all in a bunch
And they told us things
and we couldn't snoop around
For ourselves.
—Elspeth, age 6 1/2

That's why I call this "catching" woodies. You're catching a poem rather than sitting down and composing it. You have to be there with your mitt when the ball comes down, or with your net when the minnow swims by, or with your hamburger when the ketchup drips off the ceiling. You have to have open ears to recognize the interesting turn of speech, the fresh idea, the amusing little incident that forms the core of a woody, and then quickly get it down. You can learn this skill— to tune and sharpen your ears— as you learn many other things, simply by doing it. And to recognize when you yourself say or think a woody, too. Megan could have said, "Do you know what love is to me?" and then written it down herself. Kenneth, a fourth-grade boy, did:

Love don't go by what color you are.
Love is something you think about
When you care about someone else.

My friend Greggie, six or seven, wrote his down too. Like Megan's and Kenneth's it's a "feelings" woody— he was banished to his room for some misdeed and after a while this poem appeared taped to the outside of his closed door:

For Parints
Some things are a little bad.
Some things are a lot bad.
Some things are a little good.
Some things are a lot good.
People in are family,
People in are family,
Avery body likes avery body in there family.
So even if there bad.
Spachly when thir good.

When we get into thinking and feeling, we can produce another sort of woody besides the sneak-up-and-grab variety. For feeling and thinking don't always deal with the immediate moment. They include a lot of recalling. You can remember the way an incident happened, and write it down. Someting made you hold it in memory: there was a little twist to the happening, or something or amusing or strange that gave it a niche in your mind. Then something triggered you to recall it, in the present. Here's one I wrote about a long time later, about an occurrece in fifth grade. Why have I always remembered it?

Coincidence
When I was upside down
Picking up my eraser
I looked on the underside
Of my chair.
There were thirteen wads of gum,
Some very old.
But the most remarkable thing
Was my sister's name
Written in chalk.
She must have sat in
This very chair
Four years ago.

And one of Jill's friends told me this incident, which a large-flaked snowfall made me remember— though I couldn't recall Debbie's exact words:

In our class one noon
Some kids threw
Wet toilet paper wads
At the ceiling.
They stuck!
Our teacher didn't notice for
Two whole weeks and then
Only because a dried one
Drifted down like a giant snowflake
During arithmatic.

If you start to write a woody poem from remembering, don't try to make it rhyme. it's usually much better if it doesn't, for the natural, precise word isn't likely to be the rhyming one.

And don't be discouraged if the ketchup of your thought doesn't bloop out immediately. Once it does, there'll probably be enough for several hamburgers. So take your time, think and remember. Have patience. As with the potatoes, set your dinger for a few more minutes.

Go to Chapter 2: Blind


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